Learn to speak like a lolcat (you know you want to)
Unless you've been living under a scratching post lately, you've probably heard of lolcats and the shiny craze it has inspired. Visitors to I Can Has Cheezburger?, the website that started it all, often converse with each other in lolcat-speak, and some of the more rabid fans even use it when texting or instant messaging their significant others. Or, um, so we've heard.Anyway, if you're not fluent in lolcat-speak but want to have some fun with other lolcat-fanciers, Speaklolcat can help. It's a web-based translator that helps turns any English phrases into lolcat language. For example:
Lolcats are in your world, planning your domination
becomes
Lolcats r in ur wurld, plannin ur dominashun
Though it's fun just to play around with, the lolcat translator is also handy tool for creating captions to put on your own cat photos. If you want to eventually move beyond the translator, you can always learn LOL-Kitteh as a second language. Kthxbai.
With Halloween fast approaching, it's a great time to get in some practice defending your territory against zombies. In Graveyard Shift, you take aim at zombies and other creepy-crawlies, blasting them into splatters of cartoony green guts. It's a casual first-person shooter, and it's very easy to get the hang of - use the mouse to aim, click to fire. Graveyard Shift has at least 15 levels, and it might even have some secret stages I haven't unlocked yet.
They key to getting good at Graveyard Shift is learning to use ...
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Liam said 5:56PM on 7-25-2007
I love and hate lolcats....so so muchZ0rs
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ReallyVirtual said 11:24PM on 7-25-2007
LET ME FIX DAT 4 U:
UNLES U'VE BEEN LIVIN UNDR SCRATCHIN POST LATELY, U'VE PROBABLY HEARD OV LOLCATS AN' TEH SHINY CRAZE IT HAS INSPIRD. VISITORS 2 I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?, TEH WEBSIET DAT STARTD IT ALL, OFTEN CONVERSE WIF EACH OTHR IN LOLCAT-SPEEK, AN' SUM OV TEH MOAR RABID FANZ EVEN USE IT WHEN TEXTIN OR INSTANT MESAGIN THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS. OR, UM, SO WE'VE HEARD.
ANYWAY, IF U'RE NOT FLUENT IN LOLCAT-SPEEK BUT WANT 2 HAS SUM PHUN WIF OTHR LOLCAT-FANCIERS, SPEAKLOLCAT CAN HALP. IT'S WEB-BASD TRANZLATOR DAT HELPS TURNS ANY ENGLISH PHRASEZ INTO LOLCAT LANGUAGE. 4 EXAMPLE:
LOLCATS R IN UR WURLD, PLANNIN UR DOMINASHUN
BECOMEZ
LOLCATS R IN UR WURLD, PLANNIN UR DOMINASHUN
THOUGH IT'S PHUN JUS 2 PULAY AROUND WIF, TEH LOLCAT TRANZLATOR IZ ALSO HANDY TOOL 4 CREATIN CAPSHUNS 2 PUT ON UR OWN CAT PHOTOS. IF U WANT 2 EVENTUALLY MOOV BEYOND TEH TRANZLATOR, U CAN ALWAYS LERN LULZ-KITTEH AS SECOND LANGUAGE. KTHXBAI.
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Lisa Hoover said 11:39PM on 7-25-2007
Manee fank-yoo burgrz foar ur halp correkting mah poast. Iz totlee moar reedabul now.
Your humor, you have showed me it.
:-D
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ReallyVirtual said 1:30AM on 10-07-2007
Eww arrr velkum.
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